No, it's not just a tool to lash and beat children with. This week the new rock trivia goers did not show up at all, with the exception of my lovers Troy and Dawn. Fortunately, I was not left defenseless. With no notice at all, the old crew showed up in force to save the day:
Jen - Hardly old enough to know any of the songs, but listens to enough top forty to make up for it.
Meghan - Swarthy, smarmy and surly, a black hearted pirate, watch yourself or you'll end up at the end of her rapier. No, not rapier wit...I said she's a fucking pirate! Morons.
Jenny - Like a twelve year old boy on meth and prozac(except that a twelve year old boy is stronger).
Lisa - She's a bad motha :shut your mouth: but I'm talkin bout Lisa :then I can dig it:.
Any of you with lingering thoughts concerning hate-sex can keep this in mind. If I wanted to have sex with twelve year old boys, I'd become a priest. Amen.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Day Eleven: The Old Switcheroo
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2 comments:
Its funny when you say something about Jenny it relates to drugs and young children. You two should just get it over with and sleep with each other.
Harrrr.
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