Day Forty-seven: Rip Van Winkle

Ever hear of this guy?  He slept for a hundred years or something like that(depending on who's telling the story).  Well, it's been at least that long since I made a post on my blog.  While I sit here sipping my terrible convenience store coffee it occurred to me that I should make up for lost time.  So, here are a few nuggets of wisdom for anyone who needs them.  The first thing is, do not leave popcorn in the microwave unattended.  It usually says on the package to put it in for five minutes, this is rarely; if ever, the case.  The second item of business is for you current or would-be lovers.  For the men, women rarely mean what they say, don't trust their words, listen to their body language.  In contrast, for the women, men usually mean what they say, listen to their words, ignore their body language.  Lastly, when driving, use your signal lights.  Hopefully I'll have more entertaining material in the future(I will kill you if you don't signal).

Day Forty-six: That's not a shocker THIS is a shocker!

It's been a long time since I made any new posts here. This is mostly due to my terribly short memory, but recently I saw something that I just couldn't forget.

I was setting up some woman's internet and I had to find out if it was working. So, I logged in to her account on the computer and searched for her browser icon on the desktop. I didn't find any Internet Explorer or Firefox icons; however, I did find an icon in the middle of the screen labeled "Deep Anal". My eyebrows shot right up and I thought to myself, holy shit! Of course my curiosity got the better of my apathy and I decided to investigate. I highlighted the icon which then revealed more of the title, to say "Deep Analysis..." Very anti-climactic I agree. I was disgusted and shut the computer off at that point.