Monday, January 29, 2007

Day Three: Mmmmm beer

I've recently rediscovered the art of drinking that I knew in my younger days. I don't get quite as inebriated as I used to and only drink once a week, but it's a vital part of my social life that's been vacant for too long. Due to the dwindling number of party-goers that I know, I've had to become more aggressive in my conscription of cohorts. We may be few, but our numbers are growing and we will rise to the challenge of music trivia. Every week we have to claw and fight for the right to retain our seating. Our network of alliances, coupled with the intelligence we collect(drunk people randomly shouting answers) will assure victory. If you're planning to bring the fight to us you'd better have at least a six pack of frosty malted bullets and twenty-six ounces of courage. Bring them all on, we shall prevail!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Day Two: Caution - irritant

I installed MS Word and Power Point yesterday and now every two minutes Windows tries to install anti-spam updates for MS Outlook. I don't have Outlook installed. I never plan to install it, yet the updates keep coming. Over and over I click "do not install" and "do not notify me again," but they just keep coming. I hope the irony is not lost on those sick bastards who run Microsoft.
You may have noticed that the days of my posts are not consecutive. If you did, get your head out of your ass so you won't get brain damage when I kick it.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Day One: It all begins with a number. That number is one.

So I have decided to create a blog. I have a lot of spare time on my hands and I get bored easily. Maybe you'll get a laugh reading this, learn something or if you pay really close attention you might get some small insight into my twisted mind. A thousand sweatshop children died writing that introduction, but there's always more where they came from.