Day Forty-seven: Rip Van Winkle

Ever hear of this guy?  He slept for a hundred years or something like that(depending on who's telling the story).  Well, it's been at least that long since I made a post on my blog.  While I sit here sipping my terrible convenience store coffee it occurred to me that I should make up for lost time.  So, here are a few nuggets of wisdom for anyone who needs them.  The first thing is, do not leave popcorn in the microwave unattended.  It usually says on the package to put it in for five minutes, this is rarely; if ever, the case.  The second item of business is for you current or would-be lovers.  For the men, women rarely mean what they say, don't trust their words, listen to their body language.  In contrast, for the women, men usually mean what they say, listen to their words, ignore their body language.  Lastly, when driving, use your signal lights.  Hopefully I'll have more entertaining material in the future(I will kill you if you don't signal).