Many superstitious people believe that using a camera to take someone's picture steals their soul. This is one hundred percent accurate. You can tell this from the red-eye effect. When a picture of someone turns out with red eyes and you know that person does not actually have red eyes, this is a result of their soul already having been stolen. Nothing is left in them but a hollow shell permeated by evil.
"What can be done about this?" you ask.
It's simple, you must collect the souls of others. Take pictures of everyone you can and if they turn up without red-eye you can use these souls to barter for your own. Keep them safe for you may need them sooner and more often than you think. Also watch for the red-eyed demons because they will try to steal your soul as theirs was taken and use them like some Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards. Put fire to them at the earliest possible time and do not let them speak. Pure evil they are, so watch your back and close your eyes every time you see a flash.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Day Twenty-seven: The Devil Made Me Do It
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3 comments:
I always have red eyes in photos and I am angelic.
Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards, hilarious. Keep in mind that some souls are worth more than others. You are gonna want to check to see if there is an existing lean against said soul before you accept it as legal tender. Ive been screwed over a few times this way before because some douche traded his in for a cure to that rash chewy's mom is passing around.
It all makes sense now... (shuts blinds, locks doors, puts thumb in mouth, grabs blanky and hides in closet till mom gets home...)
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