Day Twenty-nine: Can't Wait to Get to the Beach

Many of you may have heard this before because it is my favorite, but for those who haven't, enjoy.
A man with no arms or legs is lying on the beach and there are three women playing volleyball next to him(the teams were not even). As the sun becomes low on the horizon the women pack up their stuff and begin to head back to their van. When the first woman walks past the man she notices him and stops. "You poor man. Have you ever been hugged?" she asks.
"No, I have not." he replies as he shakes his head sadly.
The woman hugs him and then loads their cooler into the van. The next woman is walking by and she also cannot help but notice the amputee so she looks at him with pity in her eyes. "Have you ever been kissed?" she asks him, and winks.
"No, I have not." he says, his face starting to brighten.
The second woman leans down and kisses him long and hard, then with the volleyball in her hand, she hops into the van. Finally the last woman is walking by after packing up the net and as she passes him she stops and turns back. With an alluring grin on her face she asks him, "Have you ever been fucked?"
She then starts up the van and looks back, waiting for his answer. A huge grin spreads across his face and he quickly blurts out, "No, I have not."
She winks at him and says, "Well, you're about to, the tide is coming in."
And then they drive away.