Day Forty-three: Love

I recently read the phrase, "If you love someone set them free."
Very profound. It sparks the imagination of a philosopher like myself. There are many ways to build upon this idea. For instance, if they come back they get what they deserve. If they don't, just wait until they tire themselves out and then hog tie them and throw them in the back of a truck. Maybe they're already dead which is why they're being set free in the first place. If so I recommend an unmarked grave in a low traffic area away from any running water. You don't want them washing up during a flood. It may not be legal, but it's just a good idea.