Day Forty-one: Hobo Lovin'

Lately I've noticed that most women are cold most of the time. Maybe this is due to their icy hearts or generally sub-zero nether region. For a while I have pondered this issue, with no resolve. Recently I had a stroke of genius(not uncommon). Around town you can see homeless people all wrapped up in toques and scarfs even on the hottest of days. This made me realize that women and hobos are basically the same thing. You may be wondering what the reasoning behind this theory is, but I don't think you're ready to hear it.

Day Forty: Yo Ho Ho and A Bottle of Rum

It's the pirate's life for me. Pirating software and movies is both fantastic and rewarding. I'm sure you've seen those clips at the beginning of a movie that tell you how pirating hurts multi-billion dollar companies. It always brings a tear to my eye.
I don't have the money to pay for these things, but If I like something that I've stolen I will recommend it to someone who might pay for it. That is the best kind of advertisement there is. To be fair, the companies should be paying me for this service. The people who really hurt these companies are the ones who make shitty copies of said stolen product. I'm not about to recommend someone a movie that had shitty sound quality or a fuzzy picture. If it's not an English version it had better have English subtitles.
When it comes right down to it the companies are really at fault. If they didn't make it so hard to copy the movies then there would be better quality and I would recommend them more highly.