Saturday, April 21, 2007

Day Thirty-seven: Hungry Hungry Hippos

At a restaurant you can get free pop refills, but what if you are still hungry? They will charge you more if you order food even though you're already paying for food. This is obviously a ridiculous scam designed to rip you off. I say dump your drink on the floor and cram the last bit of your food into the glass. Then, when the server comes by tell them you would like a refill. This way you can eat your fill without emptying your wallet.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about getting a refill on dessert? We all see how small their serving sizes are and want more value. Do you need to buy a second cup though? I wouldnt want to eat something chocolatey out of a cup covered in gravy.

Anonymous said...

Lorne,
When are you going to write a new post? I love reading your blog.