I pretty much gave up on blogging, but since I'm unemployed I thought this would be a good way to spend a few minutes. Also this is just too funny not to share. As the title says, this is a story I heard the other day.
"My old doctor was a quack. He told me I had cancer and that I'd never have kids and he wanted to cut out my vagina. He didn't do any testing or anything, he just looked at my face."
...just priceless.